itsfunnybecauseimjewish:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

Amy Schumer is a god

The calendar may still say it’s Summer, but now that we’ve crossed over into September, my heart says it’s Fall, and my stomach agrees. Which means it’s time for everything pumpkin flavored! Tonight consisted of making these yummy loaves of chocolate chip pumpkin bread.

The calendar may still say it’s Summer, but now that we’ve crossed over into September, my heart says it’s Fall, and my stomach agrees. Which means it’s time for everything pumpkin flavored! Tonight consisted of making these yummy loaves of chocolate chip pumpkin bread.

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

apocentric:

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

mement0—m0ri:

lordofthenuggets aww thank you! You’re a cutie too! (Also you totally just made my day) ;-)

Aww I’m glad I could! :) thank you!

iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.
So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

iacknowledgebuttholesexist:

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

squided:

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

*throws you the bass*

deeply:

anotherliethatisnt:

I loved her perspective in life

she was such a good fucking person

deeply:

anotherliethatisnt:

I loved her perspective in life

she was such a good fucking person